🐾 Open Letter to Donald Trump:
The Humans I Know Don’t Hate America—They Hate You
Dear Mr. Trump,
You’ve coughed up a lot of furballs over the years, but this stinker of yours is truly a litterbox classic:
“If you’re not happy in the U.S., if you’re complaining all the time, very simply, you can leave, you can leave right now… These are people who hate our country.”
— Donald Trump, July 15, 2019
Ah, yes, the old “love it or leave it” hissy fit. But I’ve got news for you, Mister Orange Tabby Without a Soul: the humans I know don’t hate America. They hate you.
And for very good reason. So curl up in a corner with your Big Beautiful Bill and listen closely while this cat breaks it down.
🐾 1. Criticism Isn’t Treason, You Overgrown Hairball
Real Americans don’t flee when things get rough—they stay and fight for what’s right. That’s not hate. That’s patriotism with claws. You treat disagreement like it’s a flea infestation to be sprayed away. Sorry, sunshine—this isn’t your personal scratching post. It’s a democracy.
🐾 2. You’ve Weaponized Whiteness Like It’s a Catapult
Telling elected Congresswomen of color to “go back” to their countries when three of them were born in the U.S.? That wasn’t a gaffe. That was a dog whistle. Scratch that—that was a bullhorn taped to a howitzer. You spewed racist garbage to rile up your base like a stray yowling at midnight, and you wonder why the humans hiss back?
🐾 3. You Mock the Marginalized—For Sport
People with disabilities. War heroes. Women. Refugees. Poor people. Anyone not kneeling at your feet or licking your boots. You mock them all—because cruelty is your kibble. You don’t “tell it like it is”—you bully like a cat with a God complex and no sense of shame.
🐾 4. You Don’t Love America—You Love Owning It
You used the presidency to fluff your own pillow. Hotel bookings, foreign deals, pardons for your pals, and taxpayer-funded golf trips like you're the Emperor of Mar-a-Litterbox. You’re not leading—you’re looting. If America had a flea collar for corruption, it would have your face on it.
🐾 5. You Shredded the Constitution Like a Cat on a Couch
Whether you were using the DOJ like your personal chew toy, purging watchdogs, or sicking federal troops on peaceful protesters so you could stage a Bible-humping photo op, you didn’t uphold the law—you scratched it to ribbons.
🐾 6. You Cozy Up to Dictators Like a Lap Cat in Heat
Putin, Kim, Orbán—you purr louder for tyrants than you do for your own citizens. You trust murderous strongmen over your intelligence community. What self-respecting American purrs louder for Vladimir than for veterans?
🐾 7. You Made Conspiracy the New National Pastime
QAnon. Stolen elections. Bleach injections. You've turned misinformation into a movement. You’ve got your followers so gaslit they think you invented the Constitution, instead of just lining your litterbox with it.
🐾 8. You’ve Turned Cowards Into Congresscats
They follow you like lost kittens, terrified of a mean tweet. Thom Tillis won’t run again after you threatened him. Liz Cheney? Exiled. The GOP? Gutless, declawed, and dangling from your paw like dead mice.
🐾 9. You Nearly Coughed Up Democracy Itself
January 6 wasn’t a protest—it was an attempted coup. You sent a violent mob to claw through the Capitol because you couldn’t handle losing. You sat in your lair and watched it unfold like a fat cat watching birds through a window. That wasn’t leadership. That was sedition.
🐾 10. You Still Think You’re King of the Cat Tree
You lost. You got impeached twice. The only wall you built was between neighbors. But you're still squatting in the national discourse like a stubborn furball that refuses to be coughed up. And now you're back, gnawing at the edges of power like a moth on a worn-out flag.
🐾 But Let Me Be Clear One Last Time
The humans I know—immigrants, veterans, teachers, single moms, artists, journalists, truck drivers, students, factory workers, and my human —they love America. They feed me, scratch my ears, and speak up when something smells like it’s been dead under the porch for a week.
They aren’t the problem. You are.
So no, the humans I know won’t leave.
They’ll stay.
They’ll fight.
And they’ll vote.
They’ll claw back their country from your bloated, gold-plated paws because this is their home, and they won’t be run off by a delusional landlord with a God complex and the moral compass of a wet hairball, and I’ll be their scratching and clawing right beside them.
Sincerely,
Lotus
The World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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